” Dude that chick’s a MILF! ”
(american pie)
The other night I continued my concert going ways here in South Africa. If you recall a couple weeks ago I was at Elton John, seeing a legend known for his wonderful ability to move you with the piano and his beautiful lyrics. This concert experience I saw another legend, known for his ability to sing in some 16 different languages and the most successful latino singer there ever was…but most importantly he’s shagged over 3,000 different women. I saw Julio Iglesias.
Now if you ever wanted to be at a concert where the average age of the audience is 40+ and they’ve all been through menopause, then a Julio concert is where you want to be at. I’ve never seen so many older women twist their panties and get excited about .. Julio! I mean you should’ve seen them…these ladies haven’t moved like that since the backseat of their high school prom. It was the weirdest thing and almost a bit frightening.
To say the least, I felt really out of place and it was a little bit awkward. Think of this contrast. Julio is in his mid 60’s. He’s relying on a little blue pill to add to that 3,000. Yet to these 40+ year old ladies, he’s still a sex icon and in between every song Julio talks about how, “after you hear this song, you get pregnant tonight in vertical position!” and the ladies scream and love it. Meanwhile, this guy can’t even get it up anymore and these chicks can’t even get pregnant. Wha!?!
I wonder if it’s the complete opposite demographic at an Enrique Iglesias concert…a concert I would much rather be at. I bet he’s got hot chicks there that are just hitting their early twenties, looking to have a good time and don’t have to carry around a little blue pill for their man. I’m not saying I want to inquire any time soon. I think one Iglesias family concert is enough for me, right now.
Now the quote above doesn’t really spell out exactly how I felt about the concert or exactly what I saw. In a way it does, but I think for a Julio concert, although there’d probably be milfs there, they’re also probably one step higher on the totem pole. With a capital G.
Hey Now!
